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"Unworthy and lower class subjects, your king has decided to participate in some activities on this here inter-web. So go ahead and ask some questions and talk with your great and powerful ruler, that's ME! King Dedede!~Zoi!"

King Dedede.

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~monarchspunchingbag (https://www.deviantart.com/monarchspunchingbag)-"Escargo(o)n. My loyal servant. He's always stayed by me no matter what. He is my one and only right hand man, even if his opinions stink, zoi!"
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"O- oh my! Thank you for adding me, your highness!" The scrawny human girl bowed frantically.
The monarch smirked upon watching with his diamond eyes; a scrawny young girl bowing, or grovelling as he preferred. He was too busy, however, swimming in the deep of his ego that he really didn't catch much else other than 'thank you' from what the girl had told him.

The regal penguin lent down on the arm of his throne. "Yeah, that's right, girleh. This king sure is generous to his subjects, zoi." The grin on his face was nothing minor than insolent. Anyone who would have heard his statement would have protested. Dedede was known for many things around here but generosity wasn't one of them.

"Ain't seen you around here before, zoi. From outta town?"
"Generous maybe, but not quite modest..." the newcomer mumbled inaudibly. "Out of town... I... suppose you could say that, seeing as I have no idea where I am..." She slapped a hand over her mouth, realizing she was starting to ramble.
Dedede was never really one to interpret whether or not someone was insulting him or not and even if they did dare to do so he was far too simple minded to catch on."Well, if I know anything"-which he didn't-"you have come here to work for his majesty the great King Dedede an' you're just actin' as if ya don't know a cotton picking thing about this castle here. This here is castle Dedede and you are in my land,...Dreamland."-The king acted as if he had forgotten about all his other castles and where they were located. Probably because he lost interest in thosev'rag shacks' years ago.

The robed bird rewarded the stranger with a half smile, one that was far from sheepish. Dedede couldn't help but find himself intrigued by this unknown character. They someone new, someone he knew nothing about. And whilst, usually Dedede found himself somewhat disproving of new comers, like he did when he met Kirby, this stranger's arrival didn't bother him so much. It wasn't like this individual had acted in a way that offended the king, which was saying something because there was a lot that offended him, usually."Ya came here to work, ain'tcha, zoi?" The king chuckled to himself thinking about how he was going to tease the new comer regardless as to whether she was going to work with him or not. It was nothing personal, really. It was just the way he was.

The penguin adjusted himself,getting comfy in his throne." What's ya name, girleh?"
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((Hello beautiful, how are you? Here is that AU we've been talking about.))

-It had been two weeks since the snail had finished high school, yet he was already making plans to get a job. This was mainly because the mollusk always did think forward about things. In addition, he wanted to go make his mother proud, although he was going to miss. At this age the young male felt as though there were billions of opportunities for him. But for now he decided to settle for a position he saw in the papers which had been advertised by one of the workers in the castle. Was it Waddledo?Escargoon was sure that was it. Well whoever published the advert for being the king's right hand man, he wanted to give it a shot.

After saying a long goodbye to his beloved mother, the mucous covered organism went on his way towards Capped Town. On his way there the hermaphrodite was teary eyed but knew that he would have to pull himself together for the interview.

Once the secondary coloured male had entered the village, he began to scan his surroundings. There was one thing for sure, this place was way different than the home he had grown up in. The gap toothed snail grew nervous in this environment, eventhough the residents did look kind of welcoming. The camp male kept to himself as much as he could due to the fact that he felt awkward. Despite this, the bearded creature couldn't help but over hear some of the capped muttering questions about why he was there.

This situation continued for quite sometime until the spineless animal's attention was gramped by the enormous castle which rested on the peak of a hill. That was it. As the shelled organism got closer and closer towards the building he became even more astonished by the sight.

Once the male reached the draw bridge, he began to cross it. Then glanced at the watch he wished he'll never wanted to wear again. The bridge was obviously lowered for the interviews the tyrant was expecting. Suddenly, the line of auditions came into the he she's vision...he'll was it big. That was obviously due to the fact that the others and Escsrgoon expected some luxuries from being so close to the King. This caused the mollusk to become incredibly nervous, there was probably no way he'd get the job...

While waiting in the line the young male couldn't help but earwig some of the conversations which was going on; most were incredibly negative to his highness.

Finally after two hours, it was his turn. Gradually, the snail began to head into the the throne room while his turquoise hues light up in fright. Upon entering the room the shudieting male found himself staring directly at a huge,blue penguin perched on a thronew and a cyclops besides him. Despite every urge, the mollusk kept his eye locked on the other beingsaid as this was the advice his mom had given him.

Once stood before the pair,the slimey animal handed over his grade he'd recently achieved at school. Of course Waddledoo was the one to accept it.-"Hello, your highness. "-The purple toneD mollusk greeted. Attempting to stway his frame so his fear was not shown. However, this was neXT to impossible. The fact that the bird was famous for his temper wasn't helping. -"I'm Escargoon..."
Dull, boring and disappointing! All these things could describe the monarch's day, perfectly! He had half expected a large amount of people would want to take up the job of his right hand man...or woman as he had offered a large wage for the individual who he would decide to hire. Though even a line of this length bewildered him so.

Now his highness was a short tempered, plump, young and azure penguin. He wore a royal red robe, a waist band and a hat, which bared both his pompom and crown. His majesty, King Dedede, had been sitting through interviews all day long and he had found them all...tiresome! He was almost falling asleep!  Dedede was well aware that he was in Cappy town but he desired to see somebody a little different compared to these dull cappies! Thankfully, Dedede had Waddledoo beside him to keep him entertained, even if that was just providing his majesty with a coloured crayon and paper so he could draw insulting pictures of who he was interviewing. 

Waddledoo was a pastel orange being with one large eye that took up the majority of his spherical body. He was in charge of Dedede's waddledee's, a group that binocular soldiers. Alas, he had been asked to help Dedede with the interviews and as usual, he had to do what he was told, even if he was asked to go out his comfort zone and be cruel to the hopeful individuals that entered King Dedede's castle.

Whilst Waddledoo was reluctant to be harsh to the cappies during their interviews, Dedede, however, wasn't so reluctant. He had went out of his way to make it almost impossible for anyone to go through their interview with ease. The king's methods may have been unfair but it definitely had given him an idea of what to look for; someone who stood out from the crowd and above all,someone who was easy to torment, who would react, heavily, to his harsh treatment. 

After countless amounts of hours, literally, there was no hope that he could even count that high, someone unusual entered the throne room. It took a few minutes for the king, who had almost collapsed from fatigue, to notice the rather fascinating figure. "Eh?" The king's blue diamonds set to focus on the approaching being.

A thin but large snail, with a leaf green shell, lavender skin and a goatee. But the feature that stood out beyond anything else was a pair of intelligent yet soft emerald green eyes on the stranger's storks. He was young, not much older than the tyrant and had been the only individual that wasn't a dumb old cappy that Dedede had interviewed all day! Upon noticing such an abnormally unusual being, the portly penguin lent forward, on the very edge of his throne. He way watched as the creature handed Waddledoo a slip of paper...at least that's what he thought it was. Dedede took note of this and would check it out later.

The monarch smirked upon noticing the organism's timid behaviour. Honestly, he was shaking like a skittish adolescent on their first day of school. Fearful of what was to come."Yo!" The king greeted. 

When the snail spoke up, finally, the male gave him the attention he wanted. Though Dedede quickly found himself distracted by the urge to entertain himself. He supposed he would just have to victimize this 'Escargoon'...no, no wait that wasn't his name, was it? Nah, it was 'Escurragate',...right? Ah, whatever! He didn't really care.

The plump being lent in closer to the timid other, perched on the very edge of the throne. "What're ya doing here, boy? What makes ya think ya are worthy enough to be my right hand man,...zoi?" The tyrant snickered when he got a reaction. 

"Uh-oh, your majesty, he has top grades in everything!" Waddledoo informed, trying to show Dedede the grade sheet that Escargoon had given him. 

"What's that?" Dedede snatched the sheet, despite Waddledoo's explanation, he hadn't the slightest clue as to how these 'grades' were important. "Ah, ya don't need this baloney to get a job here, zoi!" The male informed to the overgrown snail, scrunching up the sheet and tossing it behind him, not knowing the seriousness of his actions. Not like he would care if he did. The red clad brute did notice the shelled slug's large reaction. This caused him to laugh, hysterically. Why was these 'grades' so important to him?...Why was he so upset? Ah, who cares? The point was; this guy seemed like he'd be easy to torment and was already fretful of his majesty, this was what he had been looking for!

Dedede kept eye contact with the latter, arising from his throne, "get here!" He bellowed in an attempt to strike fear into the snail. "I like ya, Escar--" Damn the stars! What was his name again? "--Escarloon!"-- Yeah, that'll do. "Ya are a real laugh, ya know that?" He hooked Escargoon into a rough pull and forced the other to his side, almost throwing him to the floor."I'm hiring ya!"

Waddledoo almost chocked upon hearing that his highness was going to hire Escargoon. There was so many more people to interview yet! "But sire there's,...there's a whole two miles of people out there that are waiting for their chance!"

"Then get rid of them! I ain't gonna settle for no crappy cappy, zoi! I'm happy to have this guy under my wing." After all he'd rather employ some stranger than any of those cappies in line. "While ya do that tell the waddledee's to bring Escarbroom's stuff up to his room, zoi!" 

"Yes, your highness! Right away!"

"Come on, Escargo!" The monarch elevated the snail onto the back of his throne, whilst he perched himself upon the seat. "I'll show ya where ya room is." The king pressed a button upon his throne which caused it to move backwards to the wall and then elevate to the floor where Escargoon's new room awaited him. "Hold on!"